really strange blog of an even stranger person. I love lamp, and many other movie references will be made

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japcoregalore:

let me just park my squid

japcoregalore:

let me just park my squid

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punsicle:

have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was while you’re falling asleep in class and that makes it not so bad that you’re tired anymore

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Agent 3Z: dear yahoo

ariverisariver:

scottfriday:

i dare you to burn the whole damn thing down.

I’ve thought of that, too.
There’s really no downside here.

Either the Yahoo money is good for Tumblr, it allows them to focus on the user experience (there’s gonna be more ads, folks, you just have to…

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nagei:

zacharieforpresident:

zacharieforpresident:

hey guys remember these things image

i just lost a follower

it’s like 2008 just flashed before my eyes

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majortvjunkie:

remember when pitbull posted this on his facebook and said “I love my fans”

majortvjunkie:

remember when pitbull posted this on his facebook and said “I love my fans”

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horse-feces:

twerks-of-being-a-wallflower:

davestrjder:

“haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest

vanilla scented incest

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shavingryansprivates:

hannabarbarian:

basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal

i don’t think that’s how you play basketball

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lickypickystickyme:

Equality for all, except Batman.

lickypickystickyme:

Equality for all, except Batman.

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toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era. 

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